A striking yellow sun
had vaporized the yellow-liquid, it was actually meant to seduce the two round
balls on the head, as they perform their nocturnal will for the day! The wind
had initially opened up the bottle's cover three days earlier to the previous
night! Sundown, bottle emptied, the firing-liquid fills it up till the tides
sway back the cover to it's place!
Ade, usually being referred to as the best cook around; having washed away the dirt stuck to his so called
'white-diamond' teeth, heaved on a smile of relief when he opened up his everly
organized cupboard. He'd actually sighted all d necessary requirements for a
delicacy! "Thanks to nature, what would I have done?", he ruminated!
His roomate was lying
fallow like a Christmas Pig, the normal custom for ages still dawns upon him,
you would realize this when Ade spanked him for the next room to hear;
"Wake Up; it's 8:50am, we have a lecture by 10:00am".
Tade, the loudest
clown in town, still with a triple set of eyepiece; gnashes! "OOoh, damn
it! I was just about plucking out a Lion's eye". But the fragranced heat
from the kitchen was enough to make his morning glow! In excitement, he stood
up for the usual!
It was already
9:10am, Ade was about to add the remaining ingredients for his gentle delicacy!
Tade cannot help, but to sing a song of praise to his fellow, "The
Messiah-Cook of our time"!
Ade had added the
first drop of the groundnut oil, when the clown sounds again in his ever
thundery funny beat; "you sure say that one no be kerosene?".
He smiled, and
quickly checked his cupboard in return to the clown's words! His smile turned a
laugh when he noticed that the kerosene was actually placed on the normal
spot for the groundnut oil!

Ahahah! He used a Kerosene instead of a groundnut oil...this is so poetically hilarious! Lwkm!
ReplyDeleteLol...glad you understood!
ReplyDeletecoolly funny piece..**strained mai eyes tho'**
ReplyDeleteSammy, Glad you liked this Bro!
ReplyDeleteSorry for having to strain your balls... *winks*
u mouthed vic..*winks too*
DeleteSammy, Glad you liked this Bro!
ReplyDeleteSorry for having to strain your balls... *winks*
funny story. It only needs to be reviewed to make it whole.
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