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Wednesday, August 21, 2013

THE YELLOW-LIQUID!



A striking yellow sun had vaporized the yellow-liquid, it was actually meant to seduce the two round balls on the head, as they perform their nocturnal will for the day! The wind had initially opened up the bottle's cover three days earlier to the previous night! Sundown, bottle emptied, the firing-liquid fills it up till the tides sway back the cover to it's place! 

Ade, usually being referred to as the best cook around; having washed away the dirt stuck to his so called 'white-diamond' teeth, heaved on a smile of relief when he opened up his everly organized cupboard. He'd actually sighted all d necessary requirements for a delicacy! "Thanks to nature, what would I have done?", he ruminated!


His roomate was lying fallow like a Christmas Pig, the normal custom for ages still dawns upon him, you would realize this when Ade spanked him for the next room to hear; "Wake Up; it's 8:50am, we have a lecture by 10:00am".

Tade, the loudest clown in town, still with a triple set of eyepiece; gnashes! "OOoh, damn it! I was just about plucking out a Lion's eye". But the fragranced heat from the kitchen was enough to make his morning glow! In excitement, he stood up for the usual!


It was already 9:10am, Ade was about to add the remaining ingredients for his gentle delicacy! Tade cannot help, but to sing a song of praise to his fellow, "The Messiah-Cook of our time"!

Ade had added the first drop of the groundnut oil, when the clown sounds again in his ever thundery funny beat; "you sure say that one no be kerosene?". 



He smiled, and quickly checked his cupboard in return to the clown's words! His smile turned a laugh when he noticed that the kerosene was actually placed on the normal spot for the groundnut oil!

7 comments:

  1. Ahahah! He used a Kerosene instead of a groundnut oil...this is so poetically hilarious! Lwkm!

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  2. coolly funny piece..**strained mai eyes tho'**

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  3. Sammy, Glad you liked this Bro!
    Sorry for having to strain your balls... *winks*

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  4. Sammy, Glad you liked this Bro!
    Sorry for having to strain your balls... *winks*

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  5. funny story. It only needs to be reviewed to make it whole.

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